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Will Harper, Everyman
While still working in the early 90s, the WWW found me. Did Searches, Home Pages, Chat, joined Groups, IRC, blogged, discovered Fap pages, and blah blah. Now as to this Tumblr thing - I screw around with pixels and throw them out here. Attribution happens when "reblogging" but most of what's here is throw away. So apologies to posters who notice my makeover to something they found but don't see their name. No slight intended. Lazy bastard.
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Back from the Hospital
I’m back from the hospital, walking around but still sore. In case you hadn’t heard, my adventure begins at the dentist office where I had a 3 tooth bridge jackhammered from my mouth, a temporary put in and then a wisdom tooth extracted. When the novacaine wore off my jaw hurt, my ear ached and my throat was sore. I couldn’t take any pain relievers because of other medication I’m taking, but I saw a piece on the web about gargling with water infused with canine placenta. Sounds improbable but I was desperate. I called Louie, my wingman who works at the SPCA and he brought me some really fresh placenta from a doberman who had puppies there just that day. I retched a little as I gargled the first time but miraculously the pain disappeared entirely. Later I just added the placenta water to my WaterPik and I suddenly realized I had this craving for red meat. I waterpicked again and I got this sexual urge to do my sweetie like I’ve never done before. More waterpicking, more devouring of red meat and more hot doggie sex. It was all too good to be true until while taking a shit on Main Street, I got hit by a bus. But I’m back now.… …
